The visit to San Diego to see the Tim and Joy was short and sweet. My back is pink as a pig's ear from a day spent by the pool, as are others'. We deprived Tim of the ability to study and get work done, and also made him to suffer the humiliation of returning to school on Monday looking as though he had left the Ivory Tower and seen the light of day.
We also met with an un-pictured professor of Julie's and Tim's who looks a lot like Agent Mulder. He informed us that pederasty is making a comeback in academic philosophy, and I, for one, could not be happier. --SPH
